When someone says "______ was talking shit about...
lolsofunny: They expect my reaction to be: “FUCK THAT BITCH SAY?!” My actual reaction: “Okay.” More funny posts: lolsofunny.com
If I want someone, they don't want me. If someone...
lolsofunny: More funny posts: lolsofunny.com
Microsoft Word will never understand that my name...
the-absolute-funniest-posts: purelyawkward: Here is a fabulous blog for you to follow My name works fine
clientsfromhell: Me: I just need to know if you have a Mac or a PC? Client: (Pauses for a few seconds) I have a Dell. Loser
When you hear an awesome new song on the radio
lolsofunny: You’re jamming out: Then it ends and the dj doesn’t tell you what it’s called: So you have to go home really quickly and google the lyrics to find out: You finally find it: SUCCESS.
When I hear someone say "Food".
Rich people food:
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Poor people food: Feels so good to be poor :D Here is a fabulous blog for you to follow
Reblog if ever you did this when you were little.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: doo-da-dooitsallgood: you will start the process like this and then end up like this Here is a fabulous blog for you to follow
Almost. I want less of a rectangle, and more of a long square.– (via clientsfromhell)